Monday, November 24, 2008

pengakhiran

generally,

semester july 08 hampir tamat
dengan segala rendah diri
aku nak minta maaf
jika ada salah silap
tak puas hati
tersalah cakap
terkasar bahasa mahupun perbuatan
juga kalau kalau ada terkutuk atau terumpat atau tercakap belakang

perkara perkara di atas adalah sangat di luar sedaran minda kalau berlaku
semua orang pernah buat tanpa disedari

so aku mengharapkan kemaafan terhadap segala kesalahan2 yg telah dilakukan
sebab aku dah pun maafkan semua orang yg melakukan perkara perkara seperti di atas jugak
takde manusia pun yg sempurna

sekian.



Saturday, November 22, 2008

manusia

manusia
sepatutnya pandai membezakan
mana yg baik
mana yg buruk

manusia
sepatutnya paham bahasa
yg mana orang senang dengannya
yg mana orang dah menyampah dengannya

manusia
sepatutnya sedar
bukan dia sorang yg ada kawan
orang lain pun ada kawan
patutlah ada peribahasa 'bagai katak di bawah tempurung'

manusia
sepatutnya tahu
nak jaga mulut badan sendiri
bukan jaga tepi kain orang

manusia
sepatutnya sedar diri
yg ada orang lain lg atas darinya
jangan nak perasan tinggi
kalau tak, silalah si hidung tinggi

manusia
didikan agama peringkat awal patutnya mencukupi
untuk menghasilkan peribadi murni
sayangnya sekolah tinggi maruah tak tinggi
tapi yang sekolah tak tinggi hati punyalah suci

manusia
sepatutnya beringat
ada kawan jaga hatinya
bukan gunakannya

manusia
sepatutnya serik
belajar dari kesilapan
tapi aku pelik
ada jugak yg tak henti2 buat kesilapan

manusia
sepatutnya berfikir
ada dia buat salah dengan orang?
bukannya fikir semua orang salah dengan dia

manusia
sepatutnya hormat
manusia manusia lain
bukan dok sindir tak sudah sudah

manusia
sepatutnya kena pandai bermaafan
kalau tidak
jadilah buah atau binatang



aku...... ada kawan
yg dah tak ada kawan

macam mana dia berkawan??
dia tak ada kawan.




Wednesday, November 12, 2008

facts yg patut diketahui pada hari ini

1. kereta aku boleh parking kat tempat kereta lain tak boleh parking. lepas tu dapat surat kuning. nasib baik kertas kuning besar. yakni surat amaran.

2. peperiksaan kejuruteraan perisian akan berlangsung jam 2.30 petang.
pesanan : bawa alat tulis sahaja. sila tinggalkan otak anda di bilik.

3. battery phone lg lebih tahan daripada battery phone sony ericsson. (aku buat eksperimen sebelum tidur semalam)

4. terserempak dengan makcik cleaner semasa perjalanan pulang ke rumah v5. makcik tu ajak aku berbual. "maghii leee...maghi leeee". orang perak rupenye.

5. kereta aku dah lumpuh. habis suluh hancur luluh. payah peluh. pocket penuh pun lusuh.
14hb november = roadtax kereta akan mati.

pesanan : sila sediakan duit sebanyak ratusan ringgit. jangan tanya kenapa aku tak ada duit bulan ni.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Solitaire and Minesweeper

today i learned one important fact
the fact that tasha could finished her solitaire with a few clicks



i think it just a few minutes matter of time before she finished it

the first time i jumped my head on her laptop was the time when she was on the phone

the next few minutes i heard so many clickies sounds coming from her and i turned to see

i fell my mouth open and staring blankly at the screen
the next thing i know that all the cards were started to coming out from the screen

alah u know the thing that happened when u finished this solitaire freak game


ouh and by the way
do u know that i have never ever be able to finish this solitaire by using vegas style with the draw three cards thingy

it's a lame i know


dont worry i'll keep trying over and over again.

ouh and another fact that u wud probably want to know.

i have this one friend which i'm usually making his name as a replacing word of rhyme

eg : "bagai melukut di tepi *****"

i found out that the way he plays minesweeper is different with mine



he'll randomly click everywhere he could until he hit any box with a bomb sign
which is obviously he'll hit one in no time

then he will look at u with a satisfied smile on his face as like he's winning the game
then he'll turn to a new game and do the same thing including the smile


do u thinking of what i'm thinking?

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Semalaman di Tropika sebenarnya - Jack dan kacangnya versi Koala



saya ada sorang kawan
nama dia jack
dia bela lembu



pada suatu hari
dia mahu menjualkan lembu tersebut
oleh itu dia pergi ke pasar pagi
lalu terjumpa seorang pakcik buncit berbangsa bukan berbangsa melayu



"hablagh hablagh hablagh!", kata pakcik itu.

pakcik tersebut tak cukup duit rupanya
lalu pakcik tersebut memberikan si jack sebiji kacang
pabila pulang ke rumah, ibu jack marah marah

"alululululululululu!!", si ibu naik minyak.
(dibaca dengan high pitch dan gaya2 sharifah)


kacang dibuang ke belakang rumah


-intermission-


jack bangun pagi
ada pokok kacang yang tinggi di belakang rumah




dia pun panjat



jumpa sang gergasi
jack rembat angsa bertelur emas gergasi itu
gergasi terjaga
lalu mengejar jack
jack turun melompat
gergasi itu juga memanjat pokok kacang jack



jack memotong pokok itu
gergasi jatuh
gergasi bangun
tak mati lagi
jack lari kepada ibunya

jack berkata,
"mak mak ada gergasi kejar kita, jom kita lari!"

si ibu menjawap,

"takpat jack~~"





credits to : dzul, tasha, nad, lela, ain, anne, ina



Sunday, November 2, 2008

main tag tag

I was tagged by Fithri Natasha

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
- dengar explaination dia dulu. agak2 tak masuk akal campak longkang la.

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
- nak sports car sekarang dan duit minyak yang mencukupi.

3. If you are the opposite gender, what would you do?
- i'm eager to be a lesb. what wud it feel ya? haha

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
- masuk asb separuh. yg lain joli.

5. Will you fall in love with your friend?
- i wish i'm not. it's complicated.

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
- dua dua sama jer.

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
- until the age pass by la.

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
- move to the next step please

9. Have u ever been labeled as a snatcher?
- hahaha nak jawapan tipu ke betul betul?

10. What takes you down the fastest?
- bila semua orang nak emo.

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
- kawin. kerja. kaya.

12. What do you really want at the moment of responding to this tag?
- i really want a good sleep which i wont get until wednesday

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
- u wont regretting the fact of knowing her. trust me.

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
- single and rich. kalau kawin miskin nak bg anak makan apa nanti.

15. What's the first thing you do when you wake up today?
- lompat atas katil nad tasha and zul.

16. Would you give all in a relationship?
- if i think the right person has been found so why wudnt i?

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
-depends of some qualities

18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
- yes but it really takes a lot of time and things wont be the same as before.

19. What is your feeling rite now?
- saya sangat mengantuk dan stress

saya tak tahu nak tag siapa. later la.